Don't shoot me!

Delivery

WORLD'S FATTEST COURIER SERVICE.

If I put 'fastest' I'll only rock the braggin' boat. 

'No job too big'

fyxomatosis rockstar/courier service.

Free delivery with any order of shirts/chainrings/fyxgear within the Melburn CBD and surrounding suburbs.

Accepting Cash and Cash / Coffee on delivery.  

Email your orders to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. by Thursday 6pm

Need any personal errands run?  Call 0419 343 015 for City-City express service with a smile. $20 flat rate - no account necessary - no BS - just fast, friendly service.

(Fridays only)

Don't leave home without it.

My inspiration for always carrying a camera was seeing a burning double decker bus on Tottenham Ct rd at work.

Now that my phone has a camera, sometimes I wonder why I bother lugging that extra weight around.

When it comes to viewing the 'photo's it all becomes clear.

My favourite cured meat.

The gods must be crazy!

Windows 9 was not my idea.

Country humour.  (Keith, SA)

No matter how hot the legs, bullhorns will never be hot.

MELBURN

This Saturday 27 March - 1pm Treasury Gardens.  Fix Up - Look Sharp!

First 200 get a ride.

MELBURN

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