Star Crossed Riders

Went to clifton hill bike swap in Melburn,

saw a hot chick riding in hot pants pass by,

I thought, wow she looks fly,

standing next to her in the coffee line,

I thought this is prime time.

I commented on her farm boots

and the conversation started going,

before I knew it, we were flowing,

the only problem was knowing that I was going.

I said goodbye to this nice young girl,

put on my headphones to listen to a beat,

while I boarded away down the street

I thanked cupid but felt stupid,

Didn't even get her number,

what a shame!

Portia was her name.