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The Bastard Lives *EDIT

If you can't laugh at yourself...


Looking back makes me laugh. Especially when I see 'The Bastard' back on the road beneath a new master.

People of Melburn might not have known couriers, but they knew 'The Bastard'.

A Repco olympic time-trial bink, decorated in hot pink. The original Bastard was even a fixed-wheel.

I suppose you could call my bike of the day The Mongrel.

A 70's
Holdsworth 57 x 54cm track frame with a road fork, BRAKES, SPD downhill pedals, mismatched tyres and tape, bullhorns, everything that makes me cringe these days.

Yep, you've gotta laugh at yourself first.

My first alleycat in Melburn I hopped on to The Bastards wheel at the start thinking it HAS to be fast, but I was wrong, and between getting lost in North Melbourne, still managed a 3rd watching Pip just edge out Kyme for the prized set of wheels for first.

I can remember being ridiculed for riding a fixed-wheel back then, and even more so the 'sans freins' variety.

The last laugh is seeing every other bike shop displaying a track bike in the window these days because they're apparently hotter than Paris.

That's hot.










hahahaha.




Another Good Ol' Boy...

A custom Paul Evans, son of the Ken the Great.

Frequently ridden by AF.


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Rice vs Pasta Showdown












Posted by fyxomatosis on 22 May 2008 8 Comments · 1085 Reads - Print
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timmy on May 22 2008 10:21:14
Pasta.
CraigC on May 22 2008 10:43:36
Rice, coz you getta watch with it, value adding.............
disco on May 22 2008 11:20:33
You guy's are just big ugly Bower birds, (anything shiny — usually strikingly blue in hue — The bird spends hours carefully sorting and arranging his collection, with each object in a specific place). I am sorry to tell you but when they are in a suitcase they are just hunks of shiny metal. When it comes to bicycles, like many things in life, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts!
Jacko on May 22 2008 18:03:32
Those are awesome.. I don't think they need to be on bikes to be appreciated, more so i think they belong in the cases (With a second, less immaculate set for riding on) reminding you of the engineering beauty, you as the rider hardly ever get to see. They must be worth bit..?

Pasta for me!
ronasaurus on May 22 2008 18:27:18
OOOh yeah-gimme that pasta,and yes Jacko,they are worth quite a bit-precisely because so few people had the self discipline to leave them in the box and not build them onto bikes and ride them.......
T55 on May 22 2008 19:30:42
That is one ugly bastard ! I wouldn't mind the watch though,
grubeegroova on May 24 2008 19:03:52
there will never be another 'bastard'. melburn misses u putz. hope the wife and kid r well.
william jetnikoff on June 02 2008 12:46:54
if its pista rice
if its corsa pasta
bene
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